Thursday, September 28, 2006

How I love me some BUTT



More Fagzine than Mag-azine, BUTT is perhaps one of my favorite naughty yet nice magazines. I stumbled upon BUTT at a friends apartment more than five years ago. I was instantly attracted to it's trademark Pepto-Bismol colored, thick, pungent, paper. What I found within was even more tantillizing than the chonie-clad euro on the cover. Articleles on tricky Tricks; interviews with the likes of Casey Spooner, Michael Stipe and John Waters; and photos of mens fannies in all their beastly glory.


AMEN! I said with each flip of the page. This was no Advocate, Genre, or XY bullshit. BUTT, pure and simple, is a magazine for and about homosexuals who don't give a fuck about waxing their buttcracks or vacationing in Palm Springs - screw the White Party!

Most of the articles are written by amateur writers, often down in Q & A format, however the Q's are usually questions that some never have the balls to ask which lead to some pretty interesting A's. Advertising you say? They've got that. From the likes of Marc Jacobs, American Apparel and various art galleries and theaters.

Now I know, some will be timid, but I will be carrying around a copy or two with me for the next several weeks if you care to take a gander. Don't be shy, you might even find yourself hunting it down and handing over the $8.95 on a quarterly basis - hopefully with a sly grin and impure thoughts. Cha-cha-cha!

The Kite Runner: Propaganda in a Post 9/11 World



Afghanistan. Home of the Taliban, Islamic Fundamentalists, Osama bin Laden, terrorist camps, mountains, caves and all things not so American. Or so I thought. These were my opinions of what Afghanistan was. A country that bred terrorists and that was bent on destroying America, two skyscrapers at a time. However, my perception of Afghanistan began to change after reading Khaled Hosseini’s The Kite Runner, an effective use of propaganda in a post 9/11 world. In his novel, Hosseini weaves a story of self-discovery, betrayal and redemption all the while, molding his readers’ preconceptions of what Afghanistan was and what it is today.
The power of propaganda is its ability to change the opinions previously held by an individual or group and shape them into something they had once believed to be untrue. At its onset, The Kite Runner did just that, however, it initially left a bad taste in my mouth. I found it hard to believe that Afghans drove Ford Mustangs, watched The Magnificent Seven, and had the money to pay for a plastic surgeon, or have a Schwinn bicycle. This was an Afghanistan I did not know, and like most people, I fear that which is unknown. Yet this was Hosseini’s way of teaching a historical lesson: Afghanistan was a country that had a prosperous past. The years prior to the Afghan Revolution and the manipulation by foreign governments were, according to Hosseini, times of happiness.
In contrast with its past, Hosseini paints a bleak picture of Afghanistan upon his return in June 2001 as a barren land inhabited by starving orphans, shells of once beautiful homes, and ruled mercilessly by the Taliban. This is the Afghanistan that the world, for the most part, knows. A country that is in constant turmoil, uncertainty and fear. Yet what was significant in Hosseini’s narrative is that Afghans were not in favor of Taliban rule, as I had once thought, but actually lived in fear that one cannot even begin to fathom unless experienced first hand. This is Hosseini’s way of telling the world, more so, telling the western world, that everything your government has said about this country has been misconstrued; misconstrued by Presidents, Prime Ministers, and the media.
One of the most effective allusions Hosseini illustrates is the description of the Afghan Dream: a large family, a house with large windows, and a white patio. The similarities between this and the American Dream are uncanny, and without a doubt, Hosseini’s way of saying Afghans are just like Americans, except instead of a white picket fence, Afghans prefer a white patio. What this does in the psyche of Americans is place Afghans on the same playing field, which is often hard for many to comprehend, especially in this country where many lead lives vastly different from the majority of the world. Yet the American Dream is not unique to just one country, and Hosseini’s attempt to demonstrate this is successful.
Furthermore, Hosseini avoids the cliché of new immigrants easily attaining the American Dream. Coming from a family of Mexican immigrants, I related to the struggles that Amir and his father experienced upon arriving in the United States: low paying jobs, culture shock, and assimilation. Those who experience prosperity within their first generation in this country are truly the fortunate ones, but typically despised by those who did not reach such success so quickly. Hosseini’s decision to end the prosperity of Amir and his father upon their arrival in the United States is a way of appealing to the majority of Americans who have yet to achieve the notion of the American Dream, even after generations of fruitless attempts
In addition to enlightening his readers of Afghan culture, Hosseini is also successful in portraying Islam in a positive light. Hosseini carefully describes the various factions within the religion and pays careful attention to educate those who may not know of the ethnic struggles within Islamic culture. Here too is another similarity to American history. As with the Civil Rights, Women’s Rights and Gay Rights Movements, Hosseini shows that even amongst the Islamic world, there are those that are treated less than human. By doing so, Hosseini is able to further perpetuate that Afghans are similar to Americans and that injustice reaches all corners of the globe.
Though the story is at times disturbing, I think that those that would be greatly impacted by Hosseini’s insight are American youth. As an adult experiencing the confusion, heartbreak, fear and anger in the aftermath of 9/11 it’s easy to forget that those feelings are undoubtedly magnified upon children who are rapidly growing up in a world never before experienced. The Kite Runner is in essence, Hosseini’s way of reminding Americans, particularly those cultivating their own ideas and philosophies of the world around them, that Afghans, and the Middle East as a whole, are not the enemy, but rather those who have manipulated the politics, economy and religion of the region. The novel could have been geared to a much older audience, but Hosseini’s decision to use the story of a boy, his best friend and their father is a fantastic tactic that lures not only children, but also adults who often reminisce of their childhood, therefore reaching a broader audience. The mass popularity of the novel further solidifies that Americans can relate and that Hosseini was successful in changing the opinions of his readers, many of which are influential mediums of information (if you don’t believe me, just read the reviews).
Afghanistan. Home of childhood memories, a vibrant history, culture; of turmoil and hope. This is the Afghanistan I have come to understand after reading The Kite Runner. Afghanistan, a country with people that have dreams and aspirations just like Americans and who have become the unfortunate epicenter of discord, chaos and hate. Hosseini, an Afghan, has successfully helped in the transformation of opinions of Afghanistan; planting the ideologies that may one day bring peace to his country, the Middle East, and the World.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Con-Dams are A O.K!!!

Do you remember the last good Public Service Announcement you saw? I for one can't remember one that didn't make me roll my eyes in disbelief. However, I recently came upon two advertisements directed by Wilfrid Brimo for AIDES.org, a Non-Profit Organization in France that made me go "Hmmmmmm?"

Before you read on, watch the videos, but be warned, the content is of adult nature, but nothing you don't already know about (Yes. Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina).

"Baby, Baby"
Directed by: Wilfrid Brimo
Agency: TBWA, Paris
2005



"Sugar Baby Love"
Directed by: Wilfrid Brimo
Agency: TBWA, Paris
2006



After watching these PSA's, I admit I was shocked. Not only had I just witnesed cartoon characters engaging in various acts of sexual behavior, but I had witnessed an approach to AIDS that was believable: "Live long enough to find the good one. Protect yourself."

In just under three minutes, I laughed, I said "I've been there," and above all, I felt empowered. These weren't the feelings I had during sex ed. Do you remember how embarassing it was to hear your P.E teacher talk about how to use contraceptives? Totally gag me with a spoon!

I think that's why I feel these PSA's are so effective, because they understand that we need to take a different approach to preventing the spread of AIDS.

So why do we not have PSA's like these in America? Are we truly that afraid to confront a disease that deserves the kind of frankness that the French have given it?

Monday, September 18, 2006

To Thine Own Books Be True


I love the smell of a used book!

In fact, I strongly suggest that you smell every book you come into contact with - notice the aromas of pulpy delight of decades past. For this, and other reasons, I object on a personal level to the use of eBooks. I must admit, they sound tempting - especially to my lower back. However, the thought of reading from a screen, like the one I am typing on, makes my eyes bleed. Isn't it enough that we go to work (most of us) and perform task after task on computers, then go home and browse, buy, flirt, and stalk on our personal computers? The days when my backpack lacks my laptop, which are becoming fewer by the week, are some of my favorite. Afternoons at the beach would not be the same if I had to read Jackie Collins in digital - think of all the sand in those hard to get places! Furthermore, eBooks lack the personality of a book. Every crease, tear, underline, asterisk in a book is its own. To eBook would be to strip the unique mark each book has earned.

I also would like to point out that without books, what would those of us with massive book collections do to get some smoochies? Use our looks? Please, those are fleeting fast - trust me, you should see the dark, puffy circles under my eyes that Preparation-H just does not get rid of in the morning! Books, like albums, tapes, and artwork are treasured items to be displayed prominently in ones home. To imagine a home without a bookshelf would be like shopping at H&M at Neiman Marcus prices.

Therefore, eBook is a bad word, right up there with tapered jeans. Vive la Book!

Monday, September 11, 2006

Desperately Seeking Multiple Partners

20 something male student is in need of 5 to 6 outgoing/witty/contagious/thoughtful/brilliant/creative group members for MCOM 72 Group Presentation. If you think we'd connect, E-mail Me. I Bite!

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Enjoy the Silence: A Campaign to Stop the Illegal Downloading of Music

With record sales on the decline due to piracy and internet file-sharing, the record industry is in need of an effective ad campaign that would tug at the ear drums of even it's tiniest consumer. The following is an idea for an ad campaign that would tune into the core audience known to download music illegally (10 - 24 year olds, according to the RIAA).

"Enjoy the Silence"
Depeche Mode
Directed by: Anton Corbijn





* the music video is not a part of the ad campaign; it was not created by me - it is here for your visual & audio pleasure.



The Big Idea:
Music is the heartbeat of our lives. We walk to it, dance to it, drive with it, make love to it. It is everywhere. It is always. Or is it? Imagine a world without new music. A world where all music is old, dated, no longer fresh. This is The Silence we dread.

Client Brief:
In an attempt to stop the illegal downloading of music, the recording & music industry, which will include any and all media that provides and/or believes in the production of music will endeavor on a month long boycott of music distribution. On an undisclosed date, all radio stations will cease to play music; music channels such as MTV, VHI, and BET will stop playing music videos; live acts will come to a halt - all in a month long silent protest.

The Goal:
By suddenly muting the ways in which consumers listen to music, the recording industry hopes to show the masses what it would be like to live in a world without music. The goal would be to demonstrate the potential consequences that may result if illegal downloading continues at the rate it currently exists at.

The Ads:
Print - One month prior to The Silence, ads will appear in magazines/newspapers that read: Enjoy the Silence (White/Bold/San-sarif font against a black background).

Billboards - Beginning 10 days before the boycott, billboards will countdown the days until the silence. They would read as follows: 1st day of billboard campaign - 10 Days, 2nd day - 9 Days, and so on, until the day of silence, on that day: Enjoy the Silence (same typography/layout as print ads)

Radio - On the designated day, at the designated hour, all radio stations that play music will play Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence." When the song concludes at those precise lyrics - Silence for 24 hours. When those 24 hours have elapsed. Radio stations will go back on the air, however, no music will be played, in essence, turning into Talk Radio.

Television - 30 days before The Silence, a commercial counting down the days: hours: minutes: seconds (think Donnie Darko) will appear for 30 seconds each day, to correspond with the moment when The Silence will begin. Once the countdown is complete, a commercial will air.
Scene opens up with the sun rising over Manhattan - cue in music: Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" in the background.
Cut to a young woman showering, singing along to the song. Fade out...
Cut to a car occupied with several teenagers, listening to the song. Fade out..
Several more scenes in which people are living their lives, engaged into the song are shown, each one more rapid than the one before
Final scene: The sun setting - - the song ends withe the words "Enjoy the Silence." At that moment, all channels with broadcast music related content will go off the air for 24 hours. When those 24 hours have elapsed, only shows that contain no musical content will be aired for the next 30 days.

Internet - 30 days before The Silence, banners will go on websites such as Myspace, Facebook, and Suicidegirls. A website will be dedicated to the campaign 30 days prior to The Silence. Just as in the TV commercials, a countdown will continually display until The Silence. At which time, Enjoy the Silence will display for 24 hours. For the remainding 29 days of the protest, information will be updated daily on the history of music and the impact illegal downloading has on the music industry.

Naturally, there are some flaws in this ad campaign, but I believe something similar would be quite effective. Feedback, insight, suggestions and diatribes are welcome.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Consume This


I swallow my media with food. In my eyes, tortilla chips and salsa go great with PBS, Flannery O'Connor and Sean Cody; often, all at once. To me, my mouth is a natural extension of my curiosity. Take for example, the documentary I watched this evening on Osama Bin Laden while devouring four wedges of baklava. Such an appropriate combination of docudrama and buttery sweetness make me feel complete. So you can imagine my outrage that food was left out of the media consumption survey. For that reason, I add the following questions:

1. I do _ do not _ snack on foods while consuming media.
(If you do, proceed to question #2, if you do not, you're a sad, sad person and jesus/allah/buddah/etc. does not love you)

2. I enjoy the following foods while consuming media:


3. Estimate in ounces the amount of food you eat per week while:
- watching tv _
- reading a book/magazine/newspaper _
- watching a movie _
- listening to the radio _
- cruising the internet _

Multiply each by 52 then go HERE to convert into pounds. If you consume more snacky pounds per year than you
acutally weigh, then (in the words of Ms. Jackson) You're Alright With Me.

For those prying eyes, I consume Craigslist.com, Paula Deen's Home Cooking, Flaunt and stolen music entirely way too often - - And all with food.