What does my phone say about me?

Right this very second, I'm sitting atop the 8th floor of my school's library (it's the quiet floor) and I'm checking out Wieden Kennedy's website - you know, because I want to learn more about them. I rarely get this excited about ads but then I came across their work for Nokia (done by the London office) - and I'm floored. Actually, I'm not. I'm dancing (very Monica Belluci-like in Irreversible). Here's some of the work:




(Check out their Youtube channel: Somebody Else's Phone for more vids)

The spots are chaotic, like a bad/good night (depending on how you look at it) straight out of a Bret Easton Ellis novel. The question: What does your phone say about you?

So here goes -

Photos:

• 188 pictures of my childhood - apparently left over from a project I did for my Psych of Personality class where I used Erickson's model of development to explain my life (Lush)
• Pictures of my roommate - on bike/smoking/laying atop a grassy knoll
  
• A Day at the Academy of Arts and Sciences
• Me playing with a rat
• Me cooking - mac n cheese, marinara sauce
• Not so kosher pics of me kissing puppy

Text Messages:

• Lots of Twitter messages (apparently Brian feels fat)
• A bad dog joke I sent to puppy that I killed
• A message asking my roommate if she'd like to "suck my toes?"
• Shit talk about someone - who? I'll never tell

Videos:

• None - iPhones don't do videos (wtf?)

Apps

• Expando: A game I downloaded after I heard the developer was implicated in Gmail shutting down a few weeks ago - and, she's a Tranny!
• Labyrinth
• B of A
• Pandora
• Loopt
• Tap Tap

Voicemail

• My mechanic telling me my car is a piece of crap
• A girl from a group project telling me she's running late to a presentation (sigh)
• A MAIP semi-finalist telling me about her interview at Butler, Shine, Stern & Partners
• A very embarrassing vm from my former boss

Music

• The Ballet
  
• Santogold
• B-sides of Glass Candy
• PJ Harvey

So question to you all - What does my phone say about me?